Links
The internet peaked back when every website had a catalog of outbound links curated with absolutely no guiding principles visible. Then came the SEO era and penalties for unreciprocated links and put the kibosh on that fun. Fortunately, Mr. Schild has mastered the lost art of the nofollow link, and is now bringing that tradition back.
Neat Links
- Headlong Into Harm Press – Publisher of Completely Unverified
- Naked Mole Rat Cam – Like Only Fans, but Smithsonian Zoo’s version
- Literary NoCo – Northern Colorado Writers
- A Brief History of the Dancing Baby Meme – Tech journalism’s zenith
- Pitchfork Gives Save Ferris a 9.5 – You better believe this was scrubbed from the archive
Social Media
- Matt Schild on Goodreads
- Matt Schild on Facebook – Nope. Fuck Mark Zuckerberg
- Matt Schild on Twitter – Nope. Fuck Elon Musk
- Matt Schild on Instagram – Nope. See item #2
- Matt Schild on Tik Tok – Nope. Fuck Xi Jinpin
- Matt Schild on Letterboxd
Other Matt Schilds
While he’d like to say he’s the one and only, that’s just not true. Here are some samples of other Matt Schilds from around the globe. They’re all probably great dudes. Except for that asshole who floated a lot of bad checks and caused bill collectors to harass Mr. Schild back in the day. That one can just fuck off to outer space. In case you came here and were unfulfilled in your search:
- This one has a beard and turns his head the same angle in all his photos
- Here’s a blond one
- This one really has his privacy controls locked down
- This version lives in Michigan and once caught a really big-assed fish
- Who knows – this one kind of seems fake
- Matt Schild who has some sort of show or something?
- He’s married and takes a lot of pictures with his wife. What a lovely couple!
- An Australian photographer
- This dude makes music (not the kind that the owner of this website is involved with, so the confusion seems warranted)