Matt Schild

Matt Schild, author of "The Completely Unverified True Story of a Reality Television Superstar"

The official1 website of author and all-around great guy2 Matt Schild.

The Internet sucks. Deal with it.

1– At least as official as it’s going to get, because he clearly can’t be bothered to put in much effort here.
2 Let’s be honest: He’s just OK at best.